“Wachu lookin’ at, sucka?”
At least, that’s what I think that baby would say. (Note the subtle middle finger in his right hand…)
Anyway, I read that pictures of babies are basically impossible to ignore, so that’s why that’s there.
Seeing as how I’ve got your attention, I might as well invite you to receive Direct Response Insights’ periodic email communiqués.
If you have any interest at all in direct marketing — that baby looks like he was interrupted while reading a downright interesting advertorial, doesn’t he? — I think you’ll get a kick out of what I send out.
In fact, it would be downright infantile not to at least check it out.
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-Paul Morrison
Head Hauncho, Direct Response Insights
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“Your next mission is about to take place…”
The voice coming from the micro-tape player speaks matter-of-factly with a professional and serious tone of voice.
“...it involves infiltrating the highest levels of the advertising world, and there’s not much time before you must take action.”
You pause the tape for a moment and think, “How will I get out of this one? I don’t know a damn thing about advertising…” Reluctantly, you press play. The voice continues…
“Listen to the rest of this tape immediately. The information could very well save your life. Don’t fret Agent Z, we wouldn’t put you in danger without properly equipping you…”
The voice changes to a warm, welcoming Canadian accent:
“Ok, so this is… Scientific Advertising in 7 Minutes.”